was today. good thing was i got some time for myself. i got the leave the exam room early if i complete my paper early so..yeah! good thing it was . =D saw many familiar faces. good to see some friend i’ve not met for quite some time. =D

lemme list some really funny conversations that took place! =D

brenda me jing fen! we haven’t met for quite a long time!

sook cheng me

eh you are taller already now!
am i fatter?! my cheeks got fatter or not!
thinner d! now i can see your jaw!
…..good .

wtf last time cannot see jaw is it! I WAS THAT ROUND IS IT?! I WAS LIKE A FREAKING DORAEMON, WAS I?!!! cannot see jaw last time wtf i dunno la what to sayyyyy T___T’

and then later i told my dad that in the car happily cuz my parents keep going on and on ‘EH YOU BETTER EXERCISE YOU FAT GIRL SEE SO FAT ALREADY EVERYDAY TAKE SO MUCH SUGAR GO EXERCISE LA YOU!’ wtf T__T”

ok so maybe sookie’s right . lo and beholdddd……

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this was how i looked like LAST YEAR . gawd, was my hair that short . YES MAYBE SOOKIE IS RIGHT i don’t recall looking THIS fat…or AM i this fat? T_T’ seriously i cant believe i even posted this in friendster for the world to see wtf T__T”

AND THIS WAS ME DURING THE END YR 6 . T___T’ seriously i remember having liked this picture but now what’s looking back at me is some shitty pic with really bad quality! T___T”

did i grow thinner? or am i fatter or? the same?

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR SAY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE THANKIU .

dad me

eh my friend say i got thinner!
WAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHA! JOKE OF THE DAY! THIS IS THE JOKE OF THE DAY!

wtf why my parents so bad wan . T___T”

another convo .

me some guy la

buy coupon?! please! =D
you ask people to buy, you don’t beg.

wtf do i even know you damn rude WTF . hello i almost snapped ‘there is a fine line between BEGGING AND PERSUADING, smart ass .’ so it’s wrong to say PLEASE? ok la next time i go like ‘YO RETARD BUY COUPON OR DIE’ la diu rude enough or not . -__-’and then later antonio went liek ‘THIS IS MY SISTA!! PRETTY ANOT!’ and he went like ‘OH SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU’ wtf are you blind my eyes bigger than your balls ok how can i look like ant! -_-’

there’s this girl from the art club (primary wan) who went around wearing the zombie face , ‘buy’ . now, is that what you call persuasion? i dont think so .

brenda and i !

after this pic was taken my cam started vibrating violently wtf! apparently it’s because the lens was misplaced but this time it was so effing serious wei it was like earthquake WTF . so scary ok it’s barely….half a year! my trusty album t is not so trusty anymore wtf dah rusty . -.-’

nick me

phooisze!
*keeps walking*
phooisze! phooiszeee! WOI PHOOISZE!
*ignores and run faster*
WOI PHOOISZE!! PZ PHOOISZE PZ PZ PZ PHOOISZEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*walk walk walk don’t look back wtf*

=D . i walked away on purpose right in front of her. well, she KNOW la i am mad wtf she saw me rolling my eyes that day and told keng fai, ‘i think phooisze is mad at me’ HOHO good that you know la it’s not tht hard to guess la was it? -_-’ and then later on this form one guy ( ok sorry cannot remember your name but i know you! =P) went like, ‘hmm pz, now i know why you hate her so much .’ lolol good that you feel my pain, kid .

the three potatoes! =D nice to see you ed! hoho and chea, why were you nibbling/ sucking/ kissing/ biting ed’s ear ? -___-’ damn hamsup summore that face wtf.

and and and I CAN DO THE LALA GLOWING EDITING HOHO I AM SO GREAT IMMA WEAR STOCKINGS AND POSE LIKE A LALA AND THEN EDIT LIDDIS AND CALL MYSELF BABY SZE WTF ORHHHHXXXXXX!!!!=D

T___T’ failure is me . wtf .

putri and i!

keng fai me

wei phooisze why you don’t go to the stall? help la .
sorry very busy now . =D i need to buy food wor! i need to EAT wor! I need to have my LUNCH wor! sorry, cannot help . =D

wtf hoho i am cold like that sorry .

the ’some guy’ me

eh we got alot of profit! succesful!
how much ?
one hundred!
…….okayyyy . -__-””””’

define failure then, ladies and gentlemen. hundred is so pathetically little i dunno where to put my face hmm sorry i am not involved in that pathetic failed club. i helped the kiwanis sell curry puffs WTF =D at least that’s something i feel happy helping wert . i always stress that my wrath shall not be provoked or forgiveness will come by hard . yaya i am bitter like that i admit la diu no need for you to say la .

me and poor ariel who had to take pics for me HAHAHAH nvrm lor hor ily! =D

ok this one super..funny wtf.

okla i dunno what’s his name he’s this form 4 korean dude. yun jae? yoon jae? jae? HAIYA WHATEVER LA IT’S THE SAME .

jae me

phooisze BUY NACHOSSS!!!!
(eh he know my name wtf) har? err….ok later . *walks to dj booth*
NOOO!! NOT THERE! HERE! YOU GO BUY! GO BUY NOW! NOWW!!! GOOO!!!!!!!!!
lemme buy coupon first ok ok HAHAHAH .

okla then later i thought he’s gone already i was walking and jeng jeng jeng …..

WHERE ARE YOU GOING! GO BUY NACHOS! GOO! GO NOW! NOW! MUST BUY! OVER THERE! GO NOW! I DONT CARE! GO NOW!!!!!!

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YES THAT GUY WAS WITH THE EXACT SAME BOARD! -_-’ . ya but this guy above is danish! i stopped him to take a pic hoho . =)

ok la in the end i bought the pita wargh super duper dry four bucks summore took two bites and off it went into the dustbin. must avoid ppl like him next time omg too good a salesman ahahhad damn cute BUT scary wuwuwuwuw U.U” with such a sandwich guy their profit must be sky high T_T”

jen chung and i! =D oh and there’s alex behind!

lemme talk about this kind kind kind guy wtf . i dont even like…really know him and he lend me his card adaptor that time when i needed it! *shiny eyessss* and then that day when i went around selling coupon and he really buy and then i go like ‘please’ then he was like ‘BUY LA PEOPLE ALSO SAY PLEASE ALREADY’ .

haih how i wish it’s so easy to earn moneh from guys these days . =P not as calculative as that sucker above la wtf .

my ’sister’ and i! WTF HAHAHHAHA cuz we both use black jackets in school and she’s my p2p tutor and we always joke that we are long lost sisters and she took all my tall genes wtf!

she is 180+cm  ok you boys who are shorter can shut up now HAHAHAHHA AND THIS PIC IS TO PROVE THE DIFF IN HEIGHT wtf ohmmm height doesn’t matter when it comes to friendship or siblingship! =D

me and darius babyyyyy!!!!! so cute la! =3

seriously, one of the smartest kid of his age . you’ll be amazed at the funny yet witty stuff he says like ‘oh you have two cars? my dad only has one but it’s ok . it’s MORE EXPENSIVE THAN YOURS ANYWAY!’ WTF HE SAID THAT TO HIS TUITION TEACHER!!!! *claps* i mean, if he’s older ppl would have took offense but hahaha he’s just a kid so…credits to his smartness . =3 and he really questions me alot! like, ‘where are you going after this? are you coming back to my house? let’s have dinner ok?’ OMG SO CUTE .

that time brit asked him ‘do you like phooisze’ and guess what he said!

‘know already still wanna ask . ‘ WTF OHMMM SO CUTEEE I DRINK PINEAPPLE JUICE ALSO HE WANTS TO DRINK PINEAPPLE JUICE! =3 so utterly SMART for his age! five . i want my child to be as smart as him next time wtf ! =D

angela shermaine and i!

and i dunnola which son of einstein so smart go use my name to tag at shermaine’s blog saying ‘you think you very prety ar!’ . hullo, go for spelling classes before opening your mouth la . heard of spell check? memang pun genius .

weird (that was what i thought too before i knew him) as he may seem on the outside, he’s really a good listener and a honest commenter . if you suck, he will that you exactly that . haow bin hahahah this is the guy who has bailed me out of trouble one too many times . same goes to yau and ch! =D

and…WHY IS THAT GUY BEHIND SMILING INTO MY CAMERA! T.T it’s like so INTO my camera wei!

sho and wei zhen, the guy with marvelous engrish wtf . ahhaha can see wilson behind! =D

willy wilson the shy . WTF ACT CUTE =3!

wilson me

i regret wearing blue ! -__-’
SO BAD LAR YOU HAHAHAHAHHAHA!

ok so only he understands why shhh -__-’ .

miss wei zhong! =3

him me

miss, one night how much WTF AHAHAHAH!
oh FIVE BUCKS!

wtf sayla 5k also i believe HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! five bucks WTF .

mun hong sifu and i! really like this picture . my smile looks more natural here wtf ohmmm i am so fat when i smile my eyes look squinted T__T’.

haih saw jupez WHY LA DIDNT TAKE PIC WITH YOU AGAINNNNN!!! T.T

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esol was…ok . still hard to an extend for me . my results for mid term? hoho , let’s just put it in this way . i got 57 for sc and 58 for maths and i still got …

number 8 .

and i am in the second class . imagine the number of people getting straight C’s . not exactly proud because i could have done better but still, no regrets . it’s really funny how those subjects i always found hard and never in put in any effort in revising can score so high wtf WHILE THOSE I SPENT MY YOUTH STUDYING…GOT…SO LOW HOHO .

like maths, i went to p2p . still, what results i got? science, went to p2p, WHAT RESULTS I GOT? history, studied my brains out, 77 . pathetic .

some things are just not meant for me haiya . like geo, something i’ve always struggled in and hate…i..manage to get 80. WTF . and why my teacher so stingy in giving english marks wan! first class can easily get 90 wtf i dont believe lor their level of proficiency warrants their marks! =( i got 87 . WHY LA I CANNOT HIT THE 90 MARK WAN NO MATTER WHAT WTF hoho . aahaha bad news? 87 is already the highest . which means, nobody got 90 +.

which means, are we THAT stupid wtf .

ok bye the endndndndndnd .phone is gone permanently . too bad la doh anyone interested to donate to Tabung Kebajikan iPhone PhooiSze? if so, kindly contact me WTF HOHOHOHOHOHO anyone pity me ar so reckless wtf .