I guess i’ll do a FAQ . simple and easy .

Who exactly are you?
i am phooisze . 14 . sri garden . i’m a chinese . no, my great grandfather didn’t do mining for a living (or did he? . answers it all?

Why do you blog?
because i deserve a revenue to express all my thoughts . all the happiness, fear, hatred, jealousy, pride, ego, cheekiness HAVE TO be written down . living itself is already a chore, and for that, it deserves much credit . writing life down, makes it all the more meaningful, dont you think?

Tell us more about yourself!

i am a social butterfly on the outside yet at times, i bring introversion to a whole new level . low patience for stupidity, high pain tolerant . a kind friend but a bitter enemy . i maybe short but i stand tall . high confidence but extremely low self esteem . innocent at first sight, devil by second . anger defines me, although i do try to be nice . part time student, full time slacker . polite when called for, rude by nature .

i am nice, if you are . =3

What’s your faith?
porkism . very very porky .

nola, i am a freethinker . i believe in God and His existence, but my mind shall never be able to understand him . my heart tells me i am not meant to so, why does a faith matter? the only difference between every religion is that every religion claims to be THE ULTIMATE religion, and thus, dividing people . i believe in God as the one and only, often imitated *cough* but NEVER duplicated . cough cough .

What do you usually blog about?
read . my . blog .

i blog about my daily life, most of the time . tho’ sometimes i do talk philosophy WTF .

Your daily life is so boring!!!
ya i think you’re right wtf .

As a student, are you smart?
part time student, full time slacker . this answers it all, doesn’t it? i hibernate by day, studies by dawn . which explains how i study by myself most of the time . school? screw it .

In real life, are you really who you project to be in your blog?
yes and no . the things i write about here, are just tiny fragments of who i am and what goes about in my head . there’s gotta be more to life hahah . many asked me why am i so mean over here but sweet in real life . well, all i can say is that i CAN be nice or otherwise . it depends .

and sometimes, the fact that i do say lots of things over here that i couldn’t imagine myself saying in real life hits me hard . does that mean i am a hypocrite? partially, yes . but that’s also because i am more expressive here . understand me through reading .

You are so funny!
you are suffering from severe dementia .

You are so not funny!
at least i am trying .

You are so mean and offensive! Can you please stop using ya rabi?! i am going to report you to the JAWI!!!!! I’LL GET YOU ARRESTED BY THE ISA! YOU WATCH OUT!
oh right . i am so scared . ahhaha typical .

those who has been following my humble writing for some time shall understand what i mean . i believe in freedom of speech, and i know my rights . ya rabi/allah is not registered to be a MUSLIM word so go ahead, ask any religious gurus . they’ll tell you anyone can use it . plus, since you claim that your god is the only god, why should there be any boundaries to who can speak the language of god and who cant?

shucks . i think i’ll take islamic studies for my spm wtf . extra A’s .

Don’t insult me!
do sue .

You are so short so dont talk so much!
fantastic point . my utmost respect to your mom .

How tall are you?
not telling HAHAHAH . does it matter? mhhm .

Are you single?
why would this matter lol .

I love you! you’re awesome!
aww, thank you .

I hate you! you suck!
it’s still an obsession . (:

What are your hobbies/interests?
eat sleep computer music slacking makeup shopping photography playlists photoshoping stalking .

Who consists of your playlist?
i have this bad(?) habit of checking out people’s playlist . i absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE checking out what music others like! and haha i get excited when if that person has identical taste to mine! ;D

music explains alot about a person, in my opinion . (:

linkin park’s my favorite . as for the rest, here it goes . just to name a few .

clazziquai, ft island, ne-yo, maroon 5, fall out boy, sg wannabe, leehom, se7en, the click five, elliott yamin, chris brown, tvxq, tei, p!atd, big bang, outsider, eminem, 30stm, alex, ji sun, s.h.e, daniel bedingfield, rainie yang, david cook, jonas brothers, avril lavigne, boa.

those in bold= artiste whose music i really really love and listen to religiously . like, NOMNOMNOM religiously . T__T’

Can i be your friend?
sure! add me up . bubbles14510@hotmail.com . you may email me here as well .  OR, you could also send me a hatemail wtf whatever floats your boat .

What are the words people usually associate you with?
friendly, arrogant, short, chubby, taikogangsterahloongrempitmafia (according to nick, i swear i am nothing like this . ) racist, funny, angry, emo, drunk, high, nomnomnom, smoker face, retard, innocent, stupid, happy, cute, fugly, banana, bitch, eyeliner, CORNTOS, MCDONALD, ICECREAM, LOLIPOP, SUGAR HAHAHAHAH  . T__T’ .

i dont know why but the su gang in my class thinks i look drunk/high sometimes! especially when i am pissed? wtf NO i dont think so . and wtf is a smoker face? i touch no cigs . -___________-’ AND, apparently, the smoker face comes out when i am pissed as well . haiya imma smile 24/7 from now on wtf later get beat up for no reason die already also dunno for wut HOW wtf . ): blame my mom la haih why i look liddis wtf . maybe i should dye my hair pink! more friendly looking mar ….

Do you use any social networking sites?
yes i do . facebook and friendster . sorry there’s no badge for friendster so just click at the link . i’ll make one sometime soon mhhm .

that’s all i guess . it’s 2.17 am now god bless my pimplefree face . T__T’ i’ll update this page from time to time!